I really need a hobby

I really need a hobby. I sit here, conquering the tiny town with a wii remote. Yes, my monsters are control with a wii remote. That not matter. I shall take over tiny town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother

My brother is trouble. He foils my plans. He no care what. He just do it. He is 100% daddy.

my mommy and my daddy

OK! I HAVE NO MOMMY AND DADDY! I'M JUST A POTATO, AN APPLE, AND A FEW TRIANGLES WITH A MONACLE! OK! I'M NOT EVEN DRAGON!

My daddy

My daddy is weird. He fall into gigantic volcano and die when he can just fly out and save his skin! my daddy is weird, need I say more?

My mommy

My mommy is awesome. My daddy is an idiot. I am 100% daddy- i mean mommy. i love my mommy. i hate my daddy. he weirdo. she cool. MY MOMMY IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me

My name ees Osterg. Me supreme dictator of all of the tiny town. No one beat me. I a scary, fierce, powerful and mature. Now I will talk about how much I love my mommy